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Hello roast beefs, Uncle Jacques here again. In France they call me Slightly Mad Uncle Jacques, in Britain you'd probably call me eccentric and invite me to quirky dinner parties. Here though they generally nod nervously as I pass while making sure they are out of whacking range of my walking stick.
You're here again because you want to move to [url=http://www.1855sacramento.com/peuterey.php]peuterey[/url] France, or because moving to France has suddenly become an internet euphemism for something weird and sexual. Which if it is, please write in and let me know.
So you're no doubt an expert on France by now. Meaning of course that you've had a couple of goes on Google, thumbed a 2002 Lonely Planet guide to France that you got in a charity shop…. and you may even have read the first 5 pages of an English to French phrase book (where you looked up all the naughty words). I applaud you for the last bit at least.
So with your encyclopaedic knowledge of our country naturally you know how to dress like a Frenchman, non?
Well trust your Uncle Jacques, all you need is a moustache, a bicycle, a stripy jumper and a Beret, (you can forget the string of onions, this isn't the forties).
Ok I'm [url=http://www.thehygienerevolution.com/barbour.php]barbour paris[/url] joking, but the point I am trying to make is that there are some stereotypes that do hold water. For example the French [url=http://www.1855sacramento.com/peuterey.php]peuterey outlet[/url] are very stylish, and [url=http://www.getconversational.com]hollister france[/url] to help you blend in like an injured, but well-manicured thumb I have created 'Uncles Jacque's Top 5 Fashion Faux Pas (and how to avoid them)'.
1. Trainers - Unless you are actually planning on engaging in a sporting activity or you are a teenager, leave these awful things in your suitcase.
2. You may Love New York, be With [url=http://www.maximoupgrade.com/hot.php]hollister[/url] Stupid, or be a believer that "Merde [url=http://www.mansmanifesto.fr]doudoune moncler homme[/url] Arrivé…Sh'appens," or any number of hilarious idioms. But you don't need to wear it on your chest… In short, leave the funny t shirt at home. You may think your latest viral purchase is the Mutt's cacahuètes, but chances are the idiom won't translate and all your t-shirt will end up saying is 'Look at me, I'm British…'
3. You might love orange and turquoise, but whilst we invented them both, we also believe in subtlety. Wear neutral colours and embellish with a nice pair of shades, a watch or a hat.
4. You may think that London Fashion Week was the cradle of today's style, but most people say the French invented fashion itself. But even if we didn't, we are generally very good at it. So wherever you go, take the time to look at other men and see for yourself what they are wearing.
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Once again my friends I [url=http://www.ilyav.com/uggpascher.php]boots ugg pas cher[/url] advise you only to read this article with your tongue firmly in your cheek, but remember there is madness in my method.
Of course what goes for Paris does not go for St Tropez, but the biggest difference in French fashions will of course be the chasm between rural France and city life.
In the villages and the hills, you'll do well to keep your tailored suits for church and wear what you would feel most comfortable in should you be ploughing the fields. Whilst in the city centre one would clearly do the reverse, (except don't actually go to church like a farmer… this is France [url=http://www.1855sacramento.com/moncler.php]moncler outlet[/url] not Cork)
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